kiang jiu ho, mai keh kiang!

K书K到有点昏了头~
来这里游游~


刚刚收到朋友的一封e-mail~
forward的啦~
不过真的西北好笑叻~
害我当了五分钟的笨蛋，对着电脑痴痴的笑~~

拿~不要说我吝啬哦~
就在此post给你们看！
看完了要笑笑的哦~


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Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

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很废吼？都不懂该讲那个operator笨还是那个caller傻~

还有更废的tim！！

==接招！==

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
~安妮张变肮脏~~

Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
~真无辜~

Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
~灰尘~（malaysia的华人读飞尘）

Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
~ -.-" 自己读读看咯~

Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
~更够力！~

Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
~路细廖~小孩子打赢架的时候都会讲的~

Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
~还好不是我的名哦~

Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
~打麻将还是赌博的人可要注意！~

Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
~那位妈妈很无奈~

Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
~可怜呆~

Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
~要做大生意的就别放这个名了~

Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
~鸟生蛋？鸟神蛋？~

Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
~很可怜也！无端端变垃圾桶~

Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
~汗~酱也可以~

Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
~狠毒哦~

Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
~大家好，我叫螺丝钉~

Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
~哇~很不雅叻~

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
~没死过啊你！~~是啊，我就是没死过~~



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